crassper:

Where are his parents

crassper:

Where are his parents

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augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

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oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

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therealraewest:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

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and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

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people fucking lost it

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

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Benedict Cumberbatch arrives at Comic Con on July 24, 2014 in San Diego, California.

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mathematicalpotato:

that-big-gay-impala:

i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

is this attack on titan

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Benedict Cumberbatch attends the DreamWorks Animation presentation during Comic-Con International 2014 in San Diego, California.

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Kristoff: Sven, you were named after the bravest--
Sven: Dad, you named me after a reindeer.
Kristoff: Yes.
Sven: I'm second in line to the throne of Arendelle and I'm named after a reindeer.
Kristoff:
Kristoff:
Kristoff: Yes.
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eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

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maverikloki:

cannibalcoalition:

risu-of-anterra:

cannibalcoalition:

"Puns are safe jokes. No one gets hurt by puns."

-tells a pun to a loved one and gets hit because it was terrible-

"I WAS WRONG. I WAS SO HORRIBLY WRONG!"

I guess you could say you were punished.

I don’t know how this could happun. 

I will punch you all.

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