"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."
so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker
and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in
people fucking lost it
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
"Puns are safe jokes. No one gets hurt by puns."
-tells a pun to a loved one and gets hit because it was terrible-
"I WAS WRONG. I WAS SO HORRIBLY WRONG!"
I guess you could say you were punished.
I don’t know how this could happun.
I will punch you all.